Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Never Cry Werewolf by Heather Davis

*The following text is an honest review by a fellow nerd and fangirl.*

WARNING SARCASTIC READER AHEAD

Allow me to introduce you to another knockoff werewolf series trying cater to the Twilight market. If that doesn’t appeal to you surely 216 pages will! Did I mention this is also attempting to be Little Red Riding Hood retake? The only thing those two things have in common is a wolf-like creature and a girl also attempting to get you pick it up for the allusion of the Don’t Cry Wolf story.

SERIOUSNESS ENGAGED

Allow me to sum up this book.

Girl is stereotypical rich girl. Girl acts like a “brat” then gets sent to “brat camp” (her words not mine.) Then girl meets mysterious, famous boy. Famous boy needs help so she offers it. They fall in love. Happily Ever After is the sandy dunes.

Just no… The entire reason she gets sent to brat camp is because she was helping a boy and her parents flip out for no apparent reason (I am convinced this is an excuse to meet mysterious famous boy.) Then we get the stereotypical rich boy who is an absolute prick (note: this is not famous boy.) Famous, mysterious is werewolf. NO DIP SHERLOCK. It was obvious from the beginning. There is so many more plot holes and the story felt rushed so let’s get this horrid thing over with.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars, it was mediocre at best. I felt that it was written purely for the money and not for the joy of writing while targeting a popular market at the time it was written in 2009.
Moral of the story: Not all $3 books are worth reading. ONE CAN DREAM THOUGH.

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